The Washington Wizards Have 7 Assistant Coaches

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Logical responses are, as follows:

• why?
• WTF?
• huh?
• are you kidding me?
• no wonder why the NBA is in big trouble.
• Bill Simmons must laugh every time he hears this, because he generally thinks that most head coaches don't make a difference.
• are you *#(_@&! kidding me?
• can I get myself a job like that? (Six-figure income, travel on chartered planes, stay in top-rated hotels, get a per diem on the road, probably a good medical plan and a 401(k) with a decent match, to boot).
• can I get myself a job like that?
• can I get myself a job like that?
• are they hiring?
• really?

At any rate, it's hard to believe that 7 assistant coaches can make a difference -- for any team.

Sometimes, the headline says it all.